He’s actually a dog person. So…
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Beef patties tend to widen a person on-camera.
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This will really tie together your “Kill Room.”
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“That murder rampage was EXHAUSTING!”
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“I’m hot on your trail, Aquaman!”
“All I need in this crazy world is my clarinet, an Asian screen from Pier 1, and an ruffle front blouse from Mandee.”
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Just drink your lukewarm Franzia from a chipped “Cathy” mug like the rest of us.
Don’t want the bodies to be IDed? Here’s a creative way to hide your victims’ teeth.
Unfortunately I’m not in a Smith College production of Midsummer Night’s Dream.
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I wish I was this happy about anything.