Barack Obama and Kathleen Sebelius are getting a divorce, the Jeffrey Dahmer Vegan restaurant no longer seems like such a great idea, and now that the Heartbleed cat is out of the bag, America wants to give the NSA the middle finger - all stories from the first ever Short Attention Spin with Laura Mannino. 

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Vice President Biden will visit Ukraine as its conflict with Russia escalates.  Since the crisis began Biden will be the highest level US official to visit the country…and the highest wattage smile. 

One day after Equal Pay Day, Senate Republican blocked debate on the Paycheck Fairness Act and once again cockblocked themselves out of another election.

 

Just like your parents waited to get divorced until after you left for college, President Obama accepted the resignation of Kathleen Sebelius. They stuck together for the sake of their 7 million Obamacare enrollees and now it’s time for their conscious uncoupling.  

 

 


A bill passed in Florida that will allow anyone without a criminal record to carry a concealed assault weapon without a permit during a state of emergency which can include  a  hurricane, a toxic event, a riot, talking loudly in a movie theater, playing music in a convenience store parking lot while being black, carrying candy while being black, and just being black.  Florida will be a very safe place, unless you’re black.  

A bill passed in Florida that will allow anyone without a criminal record to carry a concealed assault weapon without a permit during a state of emergency which can include  a  hurricane, a toxic event, a riot, talking loudly in a movie theater, playing music in a convenience store parking lot while being black, carrying candy while being black, and just being black.  Florida will be a very safe place, unless you’re black.  

An exhibit of George Bush’s paintings of world leaders opened at his Presidential Library this week.  Bush makes the second leader in history that we all would’ve been better off if only he went to art school.


Don’t judge the topless McDonald’s rampage lady. Maybe she’s just “leaning in.”

PETA drops its plans to turn Jeffrey Dahmer’s childhood home and the burial site of his first victim into a vegan restaurant and to achieve the impossible: be creepier than Jeffrey Dahmer.

I don’t know much about wrestling but I’m sure I’ll be just as upset as wrestling fans are about the Ultimate Warrior’s death when the first Real Housewife dies. Eat your Wheaties, Vicki.

 

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1 Week, 5 Jokes Weekly Recap with Laura Mannino: Ep. 7, March 21, 2014

In this week’s episode: Crimea’s “choice,” Obama makes Russia go “au naturale,” Chris Christie is not a team sex player, LA quakes and so does its nannies and Fred Phelps will have a rough time making friends in the afterlife. If you were too busy crafting your missing airplane conspiracy theory to keep up with the rest of the news, here’s this week in five jokes with Laura Mannino!

Happy Hour at YouTube! (at YouTube Space LA)

Happy Hour at YouTube! (at YouTube Space LA)

On set of Nothing Is Exclusive with @wemakemovies at YouTube!

On set of Nothing Is Exclusive with @wemakemovies at YouTube!

Shooting sketches with We Make Movies at YouTube!

Shooting sketches with We Make Movies at YouTube!